Hey, Joe!  Can you make me a cocktail please?  I’d like an antidepressant, anti-psychotic, a dash of anti-anxiety topped with a nice sleeping potion.

Oh, wait, a little bit more antidepressant.

Hang on – a dash more anti-psychotic if you please.

Not right.  Can we throw it out and start over?  The insurance company is paying.

I feel like a cheap date at a bipolar cocktail bar.

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